Giving Your Dad A Helping Hand...

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

″Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？

God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？