A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God,she asked," Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have aface-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and atummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I hadanother 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

God replied,"Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"