One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

″Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？

God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？